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The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays.


Julianna Margulies


#birthday #birthdays #friend #husband #i

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.


Jean Paul


#birthdays #broad #feathers #our #time

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.


T.E. Sivec


#funny #garrett #haha #lol #parker

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.



Jarod Kintz


#birthday #birthdays #funny #height #humor

Great dad. Yeah, he would ask me for money on birthdays and, you know, inappropriate times. And I just wrote him off like, 'You're not a father.' I just learned you cannot emotionally invest in people who are not attainable.


Drew Barrymore


#attainable #birthdays #cannot #dad #emotionally

I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.


Ellen DeGeneres


#attention #back #because #birthdays #certain

I was turning 20 during my first record. Those decade birthdays always kind of cause me, it seems, to reflect, look back, and then look forward. I just was closing this period of my life where I was living in a car and scrambling my whole life to then signing a six-record deal with Atlantic.


Jewel


#atlantic #back #birthdays #car #cause

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.


Mindy Kaling


#anything #believe #birthday #birthdays #children

Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.


Else Holmelund Minarik


#cake #food #soup #food

I don't want to be dragging myself on stage, year in year out, until someone else tells me it is time to go. There are certain birthdays that make you revalue your life.


Tina Turner


#certain #dragging #else #go #i






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