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At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake.


Goran Ivanisevic


#big #birthday #birthdays #break #cake

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays.


Julianna Margulies


#birthday #birthdays #friend #husband #i

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.


Jean Paul


#birthdays #broad #feathers #our #time

I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.


Ellen DeGeneres


#attention #back #because #birthdays #certain

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.


Mindy Kaling


#anything #believe #birthday #birthdays #children

Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.


Else Holmelund Minarik


#cake #food #soup #food

Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. "My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that's all," he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen's parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers.


Augusten Burroughs


#christmas #humor #humor

I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.


Mikhail Baryshnikov


#birthday #birthdays #care #celebrate #else

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.


Catherine Bell


#always #birthdays #blows #cake #effects

I just feel like it gets harder and harder every year with Ace getting older and time away from my husband and even family events such as birthdays and friends' weddings and things that I've always just missed out on because of softball.


Jennie Finch


#always #away #because #birthdays #even






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