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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.


Ellen Glasgow


#birthdays #find #forget #i #including

At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake.


Goran Ivanisevic


#big #birthday #birthdays #break #cake

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays.


Julianna Margulies


#birthday #birthdays #friend #husband #i

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.



Jarod Kintz


#birthday #birthdays #funny #height #humor

I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.


Ellen DeGeneres


#attention #back #because #birthdays #certain

I was turning 20 during my first record. Those decade birthdays always kind of cause me, it seems, to reflect, look back, and then look forward. I just was closing this period of my life where I was living in a car and scrambling my whole life to then signing a six-record deal with Atlantic.


Jewel


#atlantic #back #birthdays #car #cause

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.


Mindy Kaling


#anything #believe #birthday #birthdays #children

Almost every one of my various zero numbered birthdays has had a big concert in London and often in Paris.


Elliott Carter


#big #birthdays #concert #every #had

Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. "My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that's all," he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen's parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers.


Augusten Burroughs


#christmas #humor #humor

I count too heavily on birthdays, though I know I shouldn't. Inevitably I begin to assess my life by them, figure out how I'm doing by how many people remember; it's like the old fantasy of attending your own funeral: You get to see who your friends are, get to see who shows up.


Lorrie Moore


#life






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