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But Bear said I shouldn’t talk to strangers because they would be scared of me. I always thought I was supposed to be afraid of them, but Bear said I would just end up talking them to death and that any nefarious purpose they might have had would become moot. When Bear McKenna accuses you of talking too much, you know you have a problem


T.J. Klune


#death

This is so funny,” said Ellen, noticing the seating arrangement. “Isn’t this funny? Tom, come sit next to Robin. Griffin, sit next to Laura.” I stood up and sat next to Robin while Griffin brought his chair over to Laura. “That’s better,” said Ellen. “Isn’t that better?


Daniel Amory


#chicago #city #downtown #dream #lake

The truest human is the one whose conduct proceeds from goodwill and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others rather than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe.


Markesa Yeager


#boastfulness #boasting #equality

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.


Charlie Sheen


#contaminate #contract #disrespect #heart #i

Ax-man. Cardboard isn’t one of the major food groups, remember?”-Marco


Katherine Applegate


#cardboard #man #marco #remember #food

I've met the most interesting people while flying or on a boat. These methods of travel seem to attract the kind of people I want to be with.


Hedy Lamarr


#boat #flying #i #interesting #interesting people

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast.


Leonardo da Vinci


#cast #compass #knows #like #loves

They call me, The Sharkalator


James Patterson


#funny #gazzy #maximum-ride #name-calling #nicknames

The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.


Dave Barry


#humor #ice-fishing #ice-skating #skiing #snow-camping

No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. 



Jarod Kintz


#flood #humor #ship #sink #titanic






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