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Were British protesters, armed with little more than a frisbee and a bag of plastic toy soldiers, really in danger of being shot by the US military in Gloucestershire? ↗


— Mark Thomas


#bag #being #british #danger #frisbee

The British may not know much about music, but they certainly loves the noise it makes. ↗


— Richard Baker


#british #certainly #know #loves #makes

Over 30 years ago, Airbus was founded by a European consortium of French, German, and later Spanish and British companies to compete in the large commercial aircraft industry with U.S. companies. ↗


— Norm Dicks


#airbus #aircraft #british #commercial #companies

Although the Chinese had used opium as a medicine, there was no widespread addiction before the British arrived. ↗


— Robert Trout


#although #arrived #before #british #chinese

As for the United States' future in Afghanistan, it will be fire and hell and total defeat, God willing, as it was for their predecessors - the Soviets and, before them, the British. ↗


— Mohammed Omar


#before #british #defeat #fire #future

I, Rooster John Byron, hereby place a curse Upon the Kennet and Avon Council, May they wander the land for ever, Never sleep twice in the same bed, Never drink water from the same well, And never cross the same river twice in a year. He who steps in my blood, may it stick to them Like hot oil. May it scorch them for life, And may the heat dry up their souls, And may they be filled with the melancholy Wine won't shift. And all their newborn babies Be born mangled, with the same marks, The same wounds of their fathers. Any uniform which brushes a single leaf of this wood Is cursed, and he who wears it this St George's Day, May he not see the next. ↗


— Jez Butterworth


#curse #malediction #vengeance #life

I was tempted to tell her it was because we were British and actually had a sense of humour, but I try not to be cruel to foreigners, especially when they're that strung out. ↗


— Ben Aaronovitch


#humour #sense-of-humor #humor

Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you? Elsie: We do if something's funny, sir. ↗


— Julian Fellowes


#humor #funny

Youths are the life blood of any nation. ↗


— Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha


#british-high-commision #democracy #ecowas #entrepreneurship #leadership

Morris Weissman [on the phone, discussing casting for his movie]: "What about Claudette Colbert? She's British, isn't she? She sounds British. Is she, like, affected or is she British? ↗


— Julian Fellowes


#actors #affectations #british #claudette-colbert #clichés






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