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The workforce offers many outlets for personal growth to people of limited potential. You can explore your aptitude for drudgery. Or if you are the creative sort, you can join a corporation and have it come up with your ideas for you. The amount of great ideas corporations have today is astounding. They are far more original than people ever were. In fact, since the rise of the corporation I can’t think of a single person who invented anything. ↗


— Bauvard


#creativity #funny #humor #inventions #jobs

The confounding Political Economy with the Sciences and Arts to which it is subservient, has been one of the principal obstacles to its improvement. ↗


— Nassau William Senior


#been #confounding #economy #improvement #obstacles

As, however, the port in reality lies in thirty-two degrees thirty-four minutes, according to the observations that have been made, they went much beyond it, thus making the voyage much longer than was necessary. ↗


— Junipero Serra


#been #beyond #degrees #however #lies

The main character, Gene Moore, is shown how much of his identity is wrapped up in his career and potential in that career. When he comes home from war no longer able to see himself as a baseball prospect, he isn't sure who he is. This is thoroughly reinforced every time one of his acquaintances identifies him by baseball or inquires about his status. How much of our identity and worth is wrapped up in our job title or the one we are aspiring to? ↗


— Gary Moore


#identity #jobs #rehabilitation #work #dreams

When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#accessible #blush #blushing #celebrity #delusional

I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#boston-marathon #commas #funny #gatorade #humor

I just took a little nap. I stole it from an infant.
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— Jarod Kintz


#baby #humor #infant #nap #sleep

We kings do develop a certain ability to recognize objects under our noses. ↗


— Robin McKinley


#observation #royalty #humor

Out here, it's better safe than sorry, because generally speaking, too much of the time sorry means you're dead. ↗


— Patricia C. Wrede


#humor #proverbs #safe #sorry #humor

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window ↗


— Josh Stern


#comedy #humor






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