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The theory of relativity worked out by Mr. Einstein, which is in the domain of natural science, I believe can also be applied to the political field. Both democracy and human rights are relative concepts - and not absolute and general. ↗


— Jiang Zemin


#also #applied #believe #both #concepts

So it just goes to show you that it was always the Hells Angels first. They were the originals and all other clubs try and imitate what the Hells Angels have already done. ↗


— Chuck Zito


#always #angels #clubs #done #first

I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#dead-language #death #eulogy #funeral #funny

No one but another painter could know the delicacy required to balance the complexities, to keep reality at bay in order to remain in the innermost center of his work. ↗


— Susan Vreeland


#focus #obsession #art

I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before.
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— Jarod Kintz


#clueless #funny #humor #love #age

If you were offered the chance to live your own life again, would you seize the opportunity? The only real philosophical answer is automatically self-contradictory: 'Only if I did not know that I was doing so.' To go through the entire experience once more would be banal and Sisyphean—even if it did build muscle—whereas to wish to be young again and to have the benefit of one's learned and acquired existence is not at all to wish for a repeat performance, or a Groundhog Day. And the mind ought to, but cannot, set some limits to wish-thinking. All right, same me but with more money, an even sturdier penis, slightly different parents, a briefer latency period… the thing is absurd. I seriously would like to know what it was to be a woman, but like blind Tiresias would also want the option of re-metamorphosing if I wished. How terrible it is that we have so many more desires than opportunities. ↗


— Christopher Hitchens


#conundrums #desire #groundhog-day #life #money

When you took a man's job away from him, his ability to feed and clothe his family, that man was going to get angry. ↗


— Darrin Grimwood


#hard-times #hard-truths #industrialisation #job-losses #jobless

I'm kind of insane when it comes to music, a little obsessed. ↗


— Elijah Wood


#i #insane #kind #little #music

Absolute identity with one's cause is the first and great condition of successful leadership. ↗


— Woodrow Wilson


#cause #condition #first #great #identity

I like exposing myself. There's not an awful lot that embarrasses me. I'm the kind of actress who absolutely believes in exposing herself. ↗


— Kate Winslet


#actress #awful #believes #embarrasses #exposing






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