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There is no history of mankind, there are only many histories of all kinds of aspects of human life. And one of these is the history of political power. This is elevated into the history of the world.


Karl Popper


#elevated #histories #history #human #human life

He who foresees calamities, suffers them twice over.


Beilby Porteus


#over #suffers #them #twice #who

My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.


Natalie Portman


#ate #chicken #conferences #dad #demonstrating

When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'


Natalie Portman


#called #dad #does #exactly #get

I think when I'm in love, I really am very good with calling, little faxes, and visiting and I really put a lot of effort into it. I'm really not the one that's not available because of work and I'm very sad when I actually leave.


Franka Potente


#am #available #because #calling #effort

There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine.


Neil Gaiman


#mythical-beasts #stardust #experience

I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a night of all women comics, and they invited me to do that.


Paula Poundstone


#called #club #comedy #comics #connection

I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.


Paula Poundstone


#call #changes #experiences #fold #i

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.


Paula Poundstone


#bid #box #california #coast #i

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.


Paula Poundstone


#al gore #bear #calls #canada #cops






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