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Silence isn't golden and it surely doesn't mean consent, so start practicing the art of communication. ↗


— T.D. Jakes


#inspirational-life #inspirational-quotes #quotes-i-love #quotes-that-make-sense #silence

Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!" Uh-oh. I squirmed, instinctively also trying to block Tony's body from his view. As if that made him any less dead. "She was going to stab you," I said in my defense. "Look in her hand!" He was looking at the ground near my feet instead. "Him, too?" I nodded, sheepish. "He jumped me." Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair! ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#humor #humor

I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you, "If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#education #hurt #writers-on-writing #art

I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mobscene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#fish #humor #humor

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat? ↗


— Julie Kagawa


#fairies #humor #humor

George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education.” “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#twins #weasley #education

I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#death #death

Crap. It's all crap. Living is crap. Life has no meaning. None. Nowhere to be found. Crap. Why doesn't anybody realize this? ↗


— K-Ske Hasegawa


#crap #dead #death #girl #god

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ↗


— Charlotte Gray


#cat #feline #humor #humor

We should be dreaming. We grew up as kids having dreams, but now we're too sophisticated as adults, as a nation. We stopped dreaming. We should always have dreams. ↗


— Herb Brooks


#dreaming #dreams #grew #having #kids






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