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To a Vase "How do I break thee? Let me count the ways. I break thee if thou art at any height My paw can reach, when, smarting from some slight, I sulk, or have one of my crazy days. I break thee with an accidental graze Or twitch of tail, if I should take a fright. I break thee out of pure and simple spite The way I broke the jar of mayonnaise. I break thee if a bug upon thee sits. I break thee if I'm in a playful mood, And then I wrestle with the shiny bits. I break thee if I do not like my food. And if someone they shards together fits, I'll break thee once again when thou art glued. ↗


— Henry N. Beard


#elizabeth-barrett-browning #humor #art

It's not necessary. My nightmares are usually about losing you,” he says. “I'm okay once I realize you're here.. ↗


— Suzanne Collins


#peeta-mellark #science-fiction #science

Burying your head in the sand does not make you invisible it only leads to suffocation. ↗


— Wayne Gerard Trotman


#chi-ro-jin #head #invisibility #invisible #quotable

Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home--but not for housing. They are strong for labor--but they are stronger for restricting labor's rights. They favor minimum wage--the smaller the minimum wage the better. They endorse educational opportunity for all--but they won't spend money for teachers or for schools. They think modern medical care and hospitals are fine--for people who can afford them. They consider electrical power a great blessing--but only when the private power companies get their rake-off. They think American standard of living is a fine thing--so long as it doesn't spread to all the people. And they admire of Government of the United States so much that they would like to buy it. ↗


— Harry S. Truman


#politics #republicans #education

We...we could be friends.' We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not. ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#friends #sarcasm #dance

But then you slammed a door handle into my gut. And when a girl does that to a guy; it means she likes him. ↗


— Lisa McMann


#dream-catcher #janie #lisa-mcmann #wake #dreams

Christ girl, Ι wasn't even going to bite you. Well, not the way you're thinking." "I'm flattered you want to fuck me as well as muder me. Really, Liam, that's sweet." He grinned. "Valentine's Day was just last month, after all. ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#fight #ian #christ

In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#quantum-physics #schrodinger-s-cat #wisdom #acting

I've found that the way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person's character ↗


— P.C. Cast


#character

In a perfect world everything would be either black or white, right or wrong, and everyone would know the difference. But this isn't a perfect world. The problem is people who think it is. ↗


— Neal Shusterman


#different






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