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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #cats




Time spent with a cat is never wasted. ↗


— Colette


#company #time #waste #cat

I thought maybe she'd whisk us off by magic, or at least hail a taxi. Instead, Bast borrowed a silver Lexus convertible. "Oh, yes," she purred. "I like this one! Come along, children." "But this isn't yours," I pointed out. "My dear, I'm a cat. Everything I see is mine." She touched the ignition and the keyhole sparked. The engine began to purr. [No, Sadie. Not like a cat, like an engine.] ↗


— Rick Riordan


#entitlement #cat

Jaypaw narrowed his eyes. "I'm not as blind as you think. ↗


— Erin Hunter


#erin-hunter #cat

Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#random

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol! ↗


— Mikhail Bulgakov


#bulgakov #cats #vodka #alcohol

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. ↗


— Dan Greenberg


#dan-greenberg #insanity #sanity #sanity

There’s more to being a warrior than killing. A true warrior — the best warrior — isn’t cruel or mean. He doesn’t claw an enemy who can’t fight back. Where’s the honor in that? ↗


— Erin Hunter


#mercy #nobility #warrior #warrior-cats #nobility

It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not to exist at all. ↗


— H.P. Lovecraft


#cynic #existence #suicide #cynicism

Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense. ↗


— H.P. Lovecraft


#dogs #lovecraft #business

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ↗


— Abraham Lincoln


#humor #humor






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