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Statistics say that a range of mental disorders affects more than one in four Americans in any given year. That means millions of Americans are totally batshit. but having perused the various tests available that they use to determine whether you're manic depressive. OCD, schizo-affective, schizophrenic, or whatever, I'm surprised the number is that low. So I have gone through a bunch of the available tests, and I've taken questions from each of them, and assembled my own psychological evaluation screening which I thought I'd share with you. So, here are some of the things that they ask to determine if you're mentally disordered 1. In the last week, have you been feeling irritable? 2. In the last week, have you gained a little weight? 3. In the last week, have you felt like not talking to people? 4. Do you no longer get as much pleasure doing certain things as you used to? 5. In the last week, have you felt fatigued? 6. Do you think about sex a lot? If you don't say yes to any of these questions either you're lying, or you don't speak English, or you're illiterate, in which case, I have the distinct impression that I may have lost you a few chapters ago.


Carrie Fisher


#crazy #illness #mad #madman #manic-depressive-ocd

Kessa began to cut her meat into tiny pieces. As a whole it was unmanageable, frightening; but divided and arranged, the meat could be controlled. She cut four pieces. She'd count to four between each bite.


Steven Levenkron


#control #eating-disorder #ocd #eating-disorders

I'm working toward a CD that will have all of you dancing like crazy.


Paula Abdul


#crazy #dancing #i #like #toward

Clinton used to like to get out of the White House a lot. He would take night trips to McDonald's, and stuff like that. I think he wanted to get out of the house.


Paul Thomas Anderson


#get #house #i #i think #like

Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet.


Sebastian Bach


#cds #download #go #internet #kids

All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that I didn't finish and maybe some old bicycle that I found lying around on set.


Christian Bale


#anecdotes #around #bicycle #bunch #ended

The CD is dedicated to our dog Nell, who passed away last year.


Julia Barr


#cd #dedicated #dog #last #last year

It would be arrogant of us for me to say everything at McDonald's is perfect.


Charlie Bell


#everything #mcdonald #me #perfect #say

I'm a collecting maniac and I buy a lot of books and records. I have over thousand cds.


Ville Valo


#buy #cds #collecting #i #lot

I do not have OCD OCD OCD.


Emilie Autumn


#ocd #autumn






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