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#chicken

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #chicken




I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair, and I don't know if it's because I'm a celebrity but by the time I leave there, we are eating chicken and talking and screaming.


Jenifer Lewis


#by the time #celebrity #chicken #does #eating

A man does not automatically become a public figure because he happens to build an empire out of chicken fat.


James Pinckney Miller


#because #become #build #chicken #does

I want any excuse to come home. My dad is not a spring chicken any more. If anyone says, 'Go buy a postage stamp in London,' I'll go and do it.


Emily Mortimer


#anyone #buy #chicken #come #dad

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.


Chuck Palahniuk


#does #feathers #make #sticking #up

The present Arab uprising didn't stem from Israel. The old guard is trying to keep down the young chickens. The old guard is better organized. They may win elections, but unless they have a solution to poverty, to corruption, to oppression, they will not last. I am with the young people.


Shimon Peres


#arab #better #chickens #corruption #down

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet.


Rachael Ray


#asked #chicken #create #desire #fake

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.


Helen Rowland


#blind faith #chicken #faith #flavor #hash

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!


Anne Tyler


#back #chicken #come #consider #cow

I'm not counting any chickens.


Jeff Bridges


#chickens #counting #i

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.


Warren E. Burger


#advice #bit #bite #chickens #cross






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