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#child

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Encourage don't belittle, embrace their individuality. And show them that no matter what they will always have value if they stay true to themselves.


Solange nicole


#children #inspirtaion #kids #solange #bullying

Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day in and day out that he is the naughtiest boy in the United States of America, which could very well be true, take an aspirin and comment on his neatly tied shoes. Almost anybody would rather be known for expert shoe-tying than for kicking the cat." She always tells whiners how charming they are--bullies how brave--bad sports how good--sneaks how honest!


Betty MacDonald


#bullying

Her (Mary's) Son first had to be the Child of the Father in order then to become man and be capable of taking up on his shoulders the burden of a guilty world.


Hans Urs von Balthasar


#catholicism #christ #christianity #eternal-child #god

It is, after all, far too easy to pinch and kick the bizarre Mormon Church; to say it's ripe for satire and parody is to say a Catholic schoolgirl is ripe for debauchery. It's like shooting polygamist fish in a barrel of coffee.


Mark Morford


#child-abuse #mormonism #catholicism

The law of love could be best understood and learned through little children.


Mahatma Gandhi


#love #love

What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a child's more imporant than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands.


Lewis Carroll


#funny #jokes #meaning #trying #funny

I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment.


Bauvard


#cynicism #disillusionment #funny #growing-up #humor

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.


Ray Romano


#humor #parenting #humor

We came around the corner and stood in the doorway of what looked like a paint-testing ground. This was where we proved once and for all that we were good loving parents. We decided to let him live. "What is painting doing in my best Tupperware bowl?" I yelled. "Well, I needed something lightweight I could carry around with me," he began. "You've been carrying around a brain for year," the boy's father said.


Sylvia Harney


#home-disasters #humor #parents #sarcasm #home

What about this? A colony of nothing but Battle School grads. If they bred true, they'd be the smartest military minds in the galaxy. Then they'd come home and take over Earth. OK, not that. -Peter


Orson Scott Card


#colonization #genius-children #peter-wiggin #home






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