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She turned down her street once more, glaring at the garish lights someone had put up along their house. Might as well light the roof with “Santa Park Here”. Sheesh. The closer she got to home, though, the lower her heart sank. The overly bright house looked suspiciously like... No. Oh, no. He wouldn’t. He had. Light up animated animals were dotted all over her lawn. The circle of life has apparently found our power outlet. And why the fuck is there a Star of David on my roof? She wasn’t exactly the most church-going member of the community, but you’d think Simon would know what religion she was. After all, she knew exactly who was going to officiate at his funeral. She picked up her cell phone and called Emma. “I’m going to kill him. ↗


— Dana Marie Bell


#home

El amor de Cristo nos ayuda a mirar más allá del amor de otros. ↗


— Victor Manuel Rivera


#leadership #religion #leadership

Christ manifests his divine leadership in your sincere followership. Christ's followers become true leaders because Christ is the model of true leadership. ↗


— Israelmore Ayivor


#christ-s-followers #christians #example #excellence #follow

Your mind was made to know and love God. ↗


— John Piper


#god #love #mind #purpose #life

I have to return some videotapes ↗


— Bret Easton Ellis


#bale #bret #christian #easton #ellis

It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane! ↗


— J.B. Stanley


#christmas #humor #murder #pretend #santa

Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning. ↗


— Alan Bradley


#holidays #humor #poison #humor

The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with a beguiling authenticity. The false beard tended to muffle his speech, but they could hear his chafing thighs all the way to the North Pole. ↗


— David Sedaris


#christmas #humor #santa #humor

I've heard of such a legend!' I gasped. 'A child descended from a union between Christ and Mary Magdalene!' 'Don't be so fucking stupid,' snorted Mons. 'There's hundreds of those! ↗


— Mark Gatiss


#humor #humor

You will be so dead, dear Sister. Make telpon dari tadi kayak Kroasia ada di sebelah Jakarta aja. Huahahaha ↗


— Sitta Karina


#comedy #humor #humor






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