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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #christmas




I wouldn't recommend young kids see 'Speedway Junkie.' It's definitely an age-appropriate movie - dark and realistic and edgy. If young kids want to see me, go see the Christmas movie.


Jonathan Taylor Thomas


#dark #definitely #edgy #go #i

I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said that I had to learn.


Muddy Waters


#christmas #christmas tree #crazy #down #eyes

One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.


J.K. Rowling


#christmas #deathly-hallows #desire #family #joke

What I'm not saying is that all government spending is bad. It's not - far, far from it, but there is no free lunch, as a former colleague of mine used to say. There is no public tooth fairy. Father Christmas does not work on the Treasury staff this year. You can never bail someone out of trouble without putting someone else into trouble.


Arthur Laffer


#bail #christmas #colleague #does #else

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.


Demetri Martin


#christmas #early #happy #i #jesus

In the spring of 1994 I decided not to seek reelection to the Senate. I had made the decision 12 years earlier, Christmas Day of 1982, just after I had been first elected to a full term, that I would do the best I could for a limited time.


George J. Mitchell


#been #best #christmas #christmas day #could

I beg people not to accept the seasonal ritual of well-timed charity on Christmas Eve. It's blasphemy.


Jonathan Kozol


#beg #blasphemy #charity #christmas #christmas eve

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.


Charles Dickens


#heart #honor #i #keep #try

I made a Christmas album a couple of years ago and just put it out on my Web site. It kind of smacked of this flavor. All of the reviews said it was Western swing even when it was Christmas standards.


Suzy Bogguss


#album #christmas #christmas album #couple #even

I'm well-travelled so I can see places coming up. I went to St. Croix in the West Indies at Christmas and it had been hit by a really bad tornado. Values there have gone down but I guarantee they will be up again in eight years. So I'll get in now while it's cheap as chips.


Melanie Brown


#bad #been #cheap #chips #christmas






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