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Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.


Stephen Fry


#better #child #christmas #first #hopefully

Making a Christmas album is looked upon by some people as the thing you do when you are heading towards retirement.


Annie Lennox


#christmas #christmas album #heading #looked #making

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.


Jay Leno


#any #cannot #court #find #men

Godot is whatever it is in life that you are waiting for: 'I'm waiting to win the lottery. I'm waiting to fall in love'. For me, as a child, it was Christmas. At least that eventually came.


Ian Mckellen


#child #christmas #eventually #fall #godot

I've also just finished filming the role of Robert Brown in 'Just William,' which is due to transmit on BBC One at Christmas.


Harry Melling


#bbc #brown #christmas #due #filming

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.


Ethel Merman


#also #always #brought #christmas #couple

In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. We open our home to those who are alone on this holiday to spread some warmth into the life of another.


Jeff Miller


#alone #another #fortunate #give #giving

If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitasker who loves the color yellow. Because not only do you get stuck with them combo gift, you get the combo song. "We wish you a merry Christmas - and happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas - happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Ye - Birthday, Terry!


Ellen DeGeneres


#christmas #combo-gift #combo-song #funny #gemini

Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas.


George Osborne


#cuts #just #life #should #tax

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact.


Trey Parker


#because #been #christmas #christmas album #considering






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