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On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.


David Sedaris


#holidays #santa-claus #business

Goodwill to all.' I know it's techinically 'goodwill to all men,' but in my mind, I drop the 'men' because that feels segregationist/elitist/sexist/generally bad ist. Goodwill shouldn't be just for men. It should also apply to women and children, and all animals, even the yucky ones like subway rats. I'd even extend the goodwill not just to living creatures but to the dearly departed, and if we include them, we might as well include the undead, those supposedly mythic beings like vampires, and if they're in, then so are elves, fairies, and gnomes. Heck, since we're already being so generous in our big group hug, why not also embrace those supposedly inanimate objects like dolls and stuffed animals. I'm sure Santa would agree. 'Goodwill to all.


Rachel Cohn


#quirky #quirky-characters #men

Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card


Phyllis Diller


#humour #money

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.


Craig Ferguson


#money #spiritual #money

I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week by sending me an envelope that, when opened, contained a torn-off square of brown-bag paper of the kind suitable for latrine duty in an ill-run correctional facility. Duly unfurled, it carried a handwritten salutation reading as follows: Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your f****** Xmas card I could not possibly improve on the sentiment, but I don't think it ought to depend on the current austerities. Isn't Christmas a moral and aesthetic nightmare whether or not the days are prosperous?


Christopher Hitchens


#comedy #humour #phyllis-diller #money

Christmas, when observed with the right spirit, still has the power to call miracles from Heaven to Earth.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#heaven #miracles #richelle #richelle-goodrich #spirit-of-christmas

'The Christmas Song,' by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I've never sung it, because Nat's version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.


Harry Connick, Jr.


#because #christmas #cole #gotta #holidays

So many people release albums before Christmas and they get lost in the Christmas rush.


Bonnie Tyler


#before #christmas #get #lost #many

But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year.


Trishelle Cannatella


#card #christmas #every #faye #jeremy

I remember wishing there was snow in L.A. And how jealous we used to get of those Christmas specials with kids playing in the snow.


Ice Cube


#get #how #i #i remember #jealous






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