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#christmas

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It is never too late to get into tennis! While I started playing at the age of 8 when my parents gave me a tennis racquet for Christmas, tennis is a lifelong sport that can be enjoyed by people of almost any age. It's also something you never forget once you learn.


Samantha Stosur


#almost #also #any #christmas #enjoyed

Christmas albums are not something you do frequently.


Isaac Hanson


#christmas #frequently #something #you

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.


Bernard Manning


#batteries #bought #i #included #kids

I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean - what's that? What's it all about? I was always flying on Christmas Day.


Monica Seles


#always #before #christmas #christmas day #day

Absently, Quinn reached for the sheet to replace it over the aged mirror, but the back of his hand brushed against the cold surface and a strange shiver ran up his arm and down his spine. ~ "The Mirror


Cassie McCown


#paranormal #short-story #the-mirror #ya #age

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.


Mary Ellen Chase


#children #date #mind #state

At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year." ~ (c. 1515-1580), author 'The Farmer's Daily Diet'.


Thomas Tusser


#diet

A sharp bolt of hunger hit Luther hard. His knees almost buckled, his poker face almost grimaced. For two weeks now his sense of smell had been much keener, no doubt a side effect of a strict diet. Maybe he got a whiff of Mabel's finest, he wasn't sure, but a craving came over him. Suddenly, he had to have something to eat. Suddenly, he wanted to snatch the bag from Kendall, rip open a package, and start gnawing on a fruitcake.


John Grisham


#fruitcake #humor #humour #skipping-christmas #diet

He went to the church, and walked about the streets, and watched the people hurrying to and for, and patted the children on the head, and questioned beggars, and looked down into the kitchens of homes, and up to the windows, and found that everything could yield him pleasure. He had never dreamed of any walk, that anything, could give him so much happiness. (p. 119)


Charles Dickens


#happiness #pleasure #dreams

I didn’t feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas, so I just got him a coat hanger with a sticky note attached that read, “Here’s something for you to hang your dreams on, pal.


Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #dreams






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