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Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly, Laugh Insanely, Love Truly, And Live With Passion.


Andy Vogt


#erotic-massage #humor #massage #mysteries #paperbacks

What have you done to your hair?” Mom’s broken voice said, pinning me back to this tiny hospital room. “Holy shit!” Icka patted her head as if searching. “You think the nurse stole it? She looked shady.


Phoebe Kitanidis


#humor #icka #kitanidis #phoebe #whisper

Alec licked his spoon, then set it on the table and popped his drink open. "Okay, I may be breaking some kind of girl bonding rule or something, but can I offer you a guy's perspective on this?" I frowned, my spoon halfway to my mouth. "Is this gonna make me want to hit you?" He shrugged. "Maybe. But it's the truth. Here goes: kissing back is an instinct. Unless the girl smells like a sewer or has tentacles feeling you up independently, a guy's first instinct is to kiss back. That's how it works. What's important is how long that kissing back lasted. So...how long?


Rachel Vincent


#funny #guys #kissing-back-is-instinct #funny

Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#bad-company #bad-influence #evil #evil-people #evil-thoughts

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!


Susan Kay


#funny #humor #ironic #irony #satire

Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She slapped my back. "Welcome to high school.


Harlan Coben


#high-school #humor #mickey #shelter #funny

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple." Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance


Alison Wong


#chinese #england #english #funny #love

He left the key in the ignition. No one was likely to come up here and steal the truck- and if anyone did... well, he could deal with Charles


Patricia Briggs


#charles-cornick #funny #funny

A blanket, coupled with an impressive erection, could serve as a suitable replacement for a lost tent at next year’s “Bring your son to work night” at NAMBLA’s manufacturing plant. What does NAMBLA make? NAMBLA makes me sick.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

There is much to discover that's not on the back cover!


E.A. Bucchianeri


#back-covers #book #book-cover #book-cover-quotes #book-covers






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