#coffee

People assume because I'm a coffee expert I drink lots of coffee. I can't. It takes me half an hour to brew my perfect cup. Do the math. I simply don't have time to drink more. ↗

— Kevin Sinnott

#art

I'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah Winfrey interview ↗

— Kevin Sinnott

#oprah-winfrey #art

Coffee beans are at their peak flavor for fourteen days from the roaster. Beyond that, they should be stored consistently below 0C/32F, ideally near the temperature where Walt Disney is kept. ↗

— Kevin Sinnott

#freezing #walt-disney #art

grow up and smell the fucking coffee! ↗

— E.L. James

#coffee

I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, probably because I asked her out to coffee.
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— Jarod Kintz

#dating #rejection #dating

Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring. ↗

— Honoré de Balzac

#humour #inspiration #inspirational

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women... ↗

— Orson Welles

#orson-welles #life

I think today will be the day. Today our luck will change,' I proclaimed on the wings of the first coffee of the day, pure optimism in a liquid state. ↗

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

#change

When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.
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— Jarod Kintz

#motivation #motivational

What do you want?" "Just coffee. Black - like my soul. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#soul #want