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I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #gasoline #odd #waitress #funny

For more than three decades, coffee has captured my imagination because it is a beverage about individuals as well as community. A Rwandan farmer. Eighty roast masters at six Starbucks plants on two continents. Thousands of baristas in 54 countries. Like a symphony, coffee's power rests in the hands of a few individuals who orchestrate its appeal. So much can go wrong during the journey from soil to cup that when everything goes right, it is nothing short of brilliant! After all, coffee doesn't lie. It can't. Every sip is proof of the artistry -- technical as well as human -- that went into its creation.


Howard Schultz


#coffee #community #drink #imagination

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.


James Mackintosh


#humor #intelligence #humor

A smoke, a book, a cup of coffee. These are the little things that get us through this sometimes weary world and all the rainy days.


R.M. Engelhardt


#cigarettes #coffee #life #r-m-engelhardt #life

The relationship between a perfect cup of coffee and a writer is just like the couple who always standby and feel proud of being committed to each other.


Himmilicious


#writers #relationship

Ty laughed, a carefree, boyish sound, and glanced to his side, distracted by what he saw. “You moved the rug.” “I kitty-cornered it.” “Why would you do that?” Ty asked, aghast. “To see you lose your shit when you got home.” Zane leaned closer, grinning evilly. “There are other things out of order too. Books not alphabetized. Coffee mug handles facing different directions.” He lowered his voice to a whisper as Ty’s eyes widened in horror. “The closet isn’t color coded.” “You’re just watching the world burn, huh?” Zane laughed. “God I missed you.” Ty said in a rush of breath.


Abigail Roux


#ty-and-zane #zane #coffee

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.


Tahereh Mafi


#destroy-me #tea #warner #tea

I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.


Samantha Bee


#breakfast #coffee #day #eat #even

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?


Darynda Jones


#coffee #humor #humor

Performance art can be produced in a coffee house setting.


Jack Bowman


#coffee #house #performance #performance art #produced






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