#col

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel. ↗

— Robert Klein

#bronze #chasing #dogs #donuts #dream

Whenever I have even a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. ↗

— Karlie Kloss

#chocolate #cookies #even #i #kitchen

My dad was a sports writer when I was younger and then he became just a general columnist. But I grew up with him literally getting into brawls with football coaches. ↗

— Amy Klobuchar

#coaches #columnist #dad #football #general

I didn't really escape that gravity until I moved 300 miles south to go to college at 18, where authorship no longer seemed something liable to induce vengeful punishment. ↗

— David Knopfler

#college #escape #go #gravity #i

I accidentally forgot to graduate from college. ↗

— Anne Lamott

#college #forgot #graduate #i

You know, in a workplace, when you shrink the size of a workforce, there is pain there. But there is no question: we have a government that we can no longer afford.That is the cold, hard fact. So we have to make this more efficient. We have to sunset programs that no longer work. We have to eliminate waste and fraud. We must do this. ↗

— Meg Whitman

#cold #efficient #eliminate #fact #fraud

The mind wears the colors of the soul, as a valet those of his master. ↗

— Sophie Swetchine

#his #master #mind #soul #those

Most cartoons are those colors. They have been for 35 years. ↗

— John Kricfalusi

#cartoons #colors #most #those #years

As soon as I was old enough to drive, I got a job at a local newspaper. There was someone who influenced me. He wrote a column for The Guardian from this tiny village in India. ↗

— Nicholas D. Kristof

#drive #enough #got #guardian #i

The bulk of the emails tend to come after a column. I can get about 2,000 after a column. ↗

— Nicholas D. Kristof

#after #bulk #column #come #emails