#come

I hope I won't become hated by geeks everywhere, but I don't really know comic books all that well. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#books #comic #comic books #everywhere #geeks

I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it - I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#happy #how #humour #i #i think

I think training in comedy, as it were, a history writing comedy, is a powerful tool for anyone. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#comedy #history #i #i think #powerful

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#everyone #gandhi #likes #malcolm #malcolm x

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#comedian #i #kind #like #off

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#contracts #football #pro #pro football #unfortunately

As the purpose of comedy is to correct the vices of men, I see no reason why anyone should be exempt. ↗

— Moliere

#comedy #correct #exempt #i #i see

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. ↗

— Moliere

#amusing #comedy #correct #duty #them

Tell me the truth - do you think I've lost my Southern accent? I feel it comes back to me only when I'm shouting at fights or at baseball games. ↗

— Cleo Moore

#back #ball games #baseball #comes #feel

'Cougar' has become so distasteful. I really hate that expression. ↗

— Demi Moore

#distasteful #expression #hate #i #really