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You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me." "I was ninety percent sure." "I see." Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand to his cheek, more surprised than in pain. "What the heck was that for?" "The other ten percent. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#funny #humor #funny

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa. ↗


— Ricky Gervais


#christianity #comedy #humor #humour #rationality

I can tell you that she's not breathing,” he said. “She has no heartbeat and all organ function and brain activity have stopped. Also her body temperature is now at seventy-three degrees.” “So you’re saying that she’s dead,” I said. “Well, I can't prove it, but, yes, I am leaning that way. ↗


— John Zakour


#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

How bad is it?” “The story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way,” HARV said. “The bag is now clearly catless, and there’s a very foul odor coming from the fan. ↗


— John Zakour


#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen. ↗


— Jill Shalvis


#romance #romantic-comedy #funny

It’s true—there are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs about rainbows. ↗


— Cheryl Cory


#funny #humor #kermit #muppets #music

He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins. ↗


— Paula McLain


#humor #writing #funny

Hey, he's not using a holster," I said, glancing at Alex's on the dresser. He laughed out loud. "Yeah, I guess he must want something shooting off. It'd be so great if these things were true to life - the next scene would show him at hospital like, clutching himself in agony."'Angel - L.A.Weatherly ↗


— L.A.Weatherly


#comedy #funny #funny

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD. ↗


— Santosh Kalwar


#funny-and-random #ipad #men #funny

After all, this was the place where I’d had my first meaningful conversation with a female, it was the site of a football’s first encounter with my groin, and above all, it was the location where I was first punched in the face by a bully. Somewhere out there, a tooth of mine lay deep within the soil. ↗


— Weston Locher


#comedy #essay #funny #humor #funny






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