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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #comedy




Your confidence in me is heartwarming. Makes me want to return all the money I stole from the little old ladies and kick the heroin.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

I am bigger than the box I'm in.


Rachel Cohn


#self-esteem #romantic

Her dad turned to me. "You. Follow Me." "Woof," I said.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt-" “No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.” Again, he lifted her face, and he smiled. “The tool belt turns you on.” “No.” She closed her eyes and thunked her forehead to his chest. “Little bit.


Jill Shalvis


#romantic-comedy #romantic

I'm not stalking her," I insisted. "I'm making sure she's safe. Besides, how could you stalk Lori McGillicuddy? She'd see you and come out to your truck and say, "Hi, I'm Lori. Are you my stalker? It's so neat to meet you! While you're stuck here watching my every move, can I bring you anything? Sweet tea?


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

I need to explain all this to Adam in private. I can't get McGillicuddy to explain it to him. Something will be lost in translation." "Well, excuse me that I can't look at him all googly-eyed," my brother said. "And he's liable to punch you," I said.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

You make terrible, terrible plans." "Hey, " I protested. "One of my plans caught you didn't it?" "Yeah, but you meant to catch Sean." He took his hand off my shoulder. I waved his concerns away, along with a cloud of gnats that had found us in the forest. "You're getting lost in the details. Keep the big picture in mind.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

I believe in making my potential models comfortable,’ he explained when she shot a surprised look at him. ‘I’m considerate, unlike some artists who bend their sitters into difficult positions and expect them to stay there for hours. My demands are entirely reasonable.’ For a moment, her libido got interested in his demands. What would it be like to listen to the soft caress of his voice as he told her how he wanted her? To have those midnight-blue eyes roam over every inch of her body? To be passive, helpless, whilst he did whatever he pleased?


Christine Stovell


#romantic-comedy #romantic

Kitty waved her free hand to show that she was ok, although she was very tempted to stand over one of Adam’s window-washing puddles and pretend her waters had broken just to see what he would do.


Christine Stovell


#romantic-comedy #romantic

What are you doing?' If I texted back too soon, he would think I wasn't doing anything and then he would probably try to come over. I watched another episode before texting him again: 'Watching Kim K. shop for a dress. You?' He texted back: 'Standing outside your door'. Shit!


Whitney Gracia Williams


#take-two #romantic






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