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#comedy

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #comedy




Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.


Dylan Moran


#humour #monster #standup #balance

Tsuyokini,honki Mutekini,suteki Genki,yuuki! --Kusakabe Maron


Arina Tanemura


#manga #romance #comedy

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman


Charlaine Harris


#fantasy #mystery #paranormal #romance #vampire

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.


Bill Hicks


#comedy

To Fred, those years seemed to pass like quickly skimming a book and then finding the ending wasn't what he expected. He wished he'd paid more attention to the story.


Sarah Addison Allen


#magic-realism #thriller #comedy

I'm going to hell, ahhhhh ... but you're laughing, so you're coming


Dane Cook


#comedy

Just as he reached for my neck, I tased him. I was there to bag and tag, not to kill. Besides, if I had to carry separate weapons for every paranormal I took out, I'd be dragging around a full luggage set. Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine's pink with rhinestones. Tasey and I have had a lot of good times together.


Kiersten White


#ya-fantasy #ya-urban-fantasy #young-adult-comedy #young-adult-fantasy #young-adult-urban-fantasy

I was just thinking... isn't it lucky that we decided to become co-editors? If one takes a blow to the head, the other can fill in. If the other's lung spontaneoulsy collapses, the one can fill in. It's a perfect system once you think about it." ~Will Landsman


Gabrielle Zevin


#comedy #head #memoirs-of-a-teenage-amnesiac #spontaneous #comedy

One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main characters and their reactions to the situations they would face; there was a lot of comedy in that show without ever breaking its reality.


J. J. Abrams


#between #breaking #characters #comedy #ever

At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy.


Desi Arnaz


#comedy #criticized #does #doing #i






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