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#comedy

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Come here, let me share a bit of wisdom with you. Have you given much thought to our mortal condition? Probably not. Why would you? Well, listen. All mortals owe a debt to death. There's no one alive who can say if he will be tomorrow. Our fate moves invisibly! A mystery. No one can teach it, no one can grasp it. Accept this! Cheer up! Have a drink! But don't forget Aphrodite--that's one sweet goddess. You can let the rest go. Am I making sense? I think so. How about a drink. Put on a garland. I'm sure the happy splash of wine will cure your mood. We're all mortal you know. Think mortal. Because my theory is, there's no such thing as life, it's just catastrophe.


Anne Carson


#cheer #comedy #death #happiness #life

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.


Yahtzee Croshaw


#black-humor #comedy #death #death

QUINCE Francis Flute, the bellows-mender. FLUTE Here, Peter Quince. QUINCE Flute, you must take Thisby on you. FLUTE What is Thisby? a wandering knight? QUINCE It is the lady that Pyramus must love. FLUTE Nay, faith, let me not play a woman; I have a beard coming.


William Shakespeare


#dreams

It’s hillbilly urine; we had better get home before they come to eat us.” Kevin said pointing towards home proving if there was ever any doubt that he had no acting ability at all. (The Children of Ankh series)


Kim Cormack


#fantasy #paranormal-fiction #paranormal-series #paranormal-ya #paranormalfantasy

There are many other little refinements too, Mr. Bohlen. You'll see them all when you study the plans carefully. For example, there's a trick that nearly every writer uses, of inserting at least one long, obscure word into each story. This makes the reader think that the man is very wise and clever. So I have the machine do the same thing. There'll be a whole stack of long words stored away just for this purpose." Where?" In the 'word-memory' section," he said, epexegetically.


Roald Dahl


#funny #humor #humour #funny

Just relax and breathe through your ass.


Lewis Black


#funny #humor #noremorse #faith

Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.


Lewis Black


#individuality #inspirational #faith

Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.


Jeannette Walls


#life #tragedy #life

Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.


Jean Racine


#emotions #feeling #life #thinking #tragedy

What was the point of starting a new life if she did everything the same as her old one?


Donna Cummings


#romance #romantic-comedy #life






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