#comedy

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit." To boldly go where no man has gone before ↗

— Old latin maxim.

#science

A stitch in time saves uncontrollable blood loss ↗

— Simon Haynes

#science-fiction #science

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think. ↗

— Dylan Moran

#humour #monster #standup #balance

Tsuyokini,honki Mutekini,suteki Genki,yuuki! --Kusakabe Maron ↗

— Arina Tanemura

#manga #romance #comedy

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#fantasy #mystery #paranormal #romance #vampire

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did. ↗

— Bill Hicks

#comedy

To Fred, those years seemed to pass like quickly skimming a book and then finding the ending wasn't what he expected. He wished he'd paid more attention to the story. ↗

— Sarah Addison Allen

#magic-realism #thriller #comedy

I'm going to hell, ahhhhh ... but you're laughing, so you're coming ↗

— Dane Cook

#comedy

Just as he reached for my neck, I tased him. I was there to bag and tag, not to kill. Besides, if I had to carry separate weapons for every paranormal I took out, I'd be dragging around a full luggage set. Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine's pink with rhinestones. Tasey and I have had a lot of good times together. ↗

— Kiersten White

#ya-fantasy #ya-urban-fantasy #young-adult-comedy #young-adult-fantasy #young-adult-urban-fantasy

I was just thinking... isn't it lucky that we decided to become co-editors? If one takes a blow to the head, the other can fill in. If the other's lung spontaneoulsy collapses, the one can fill in. It's a perfect system once you think about it." ~Will Landsman ↗

— Gabrielle Zevin

#comedy #head #memoirs-of-a-teenage-amnesiac #spontaneous #comedy