#computers

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration". ↗

— Alan Perlis

#computing #definition #frustration #into #living

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. ↗

— Alan Perlis

#computer #english #japan #made #probably

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ↗

— Emo Philips

#beat #boxing #chess #computer #kick

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. ↗

— Pablo Picasso

#answers #give #only #useless #you

We have an epidemic of sexual predators following our children, whether it be on the computers, whether it be in our public parks, whether it be in the workplace, or even our schools. ↗

— Jon Porter

#computers #epidemic #even #following #our

One of the things that is not so good is that a decision was made long ago about the size of an IP address - 32 bits. At the time it was a number much larger than anyone could imagine ever having that many computers but it turned out to be to small. ↗

— Jon Postel

#address #ago #anyone #bits #computers

Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you. ↗

— Prince

#computers #digital #fill #gadgets #good

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#about #computer #ever #everything #garbage

People are on their computers more than watching TV, because you can only watch voyeur TV, which is basically what reality shows are, for so long. ↗

— Stephen Root

#because #computers #long #more #only

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us. ↗

— Jean Rostand

#think #us #why