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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #computers

When I'm not writing or tweaking my computer, I do embroidery. When I'm not plunging into the past, tweaking, or embroidering, I'm reading books about history, computers, or embroidery.

Lynn Abbey

#books #computer #computers #embroidery #history

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don't.

Ian Stewart

#computers #humor #humor

I am convinced that grandkids are inherently evil people who tell their grandparents to "just go to the library and open up an e-mail account - it's free and so simple.

Scott Douglas

#libraries #seniors #librarians

Any idiot can put up a website.

Patricia Briggs

#humor #internet #humor

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

Robert A. Heinlein

#humor #sex #technology #technophobes #wit

Young Programmer (innocently): Why are we signing up for this death march project, boss? Boss (thundering righteously): Because, it will increase our corporate earnings per share by a full 3.14159 cents!!

Ed Yourdan Death March


I actually use a computer a lot. I have three computers that I use on a regular basis - one is on my desk top in my Washington office, another is at home, and I have my laptop that I use when I'm travelling.

Rick Boucher

#another #basis #computer #computers #desk

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

Apple Inc.

#apple #change #commercial #computers #different

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.

Louis Gerstner

#compassion #dreams #human #love #machine

The trick with computers I think, is to approach old and new things with the same reverence as you would like your favourite chair and not be seduced by the constant innovation otherwise you never do anything.

Colin Greenwood

#approach #chair #computers #constant #favourite

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