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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #condo




May this be your final sorrow.


Anita Amirrezvani


#death #death

I must console him for the distance we have moved from the place where he stopped.


Anne Enright


#death #death

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#baby #baby-names #birth #condoms #fiscally-irresponsible

I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience.


Joe Dunthorne


#humour #sex #virginity #experience

I didn't eat." "What difference does that make?" "I'm not like you. I can't recharge by feeding off someone. I need food." "I know that! When was the last time you ate?" "Yesterday." "Yester--why the hell didn't you eat?" "We had to go buy condoms, remember?" "And you couldn't grab a sandwich on the way out?" he said hysterically. "I'm gonna die because you couldn't grab a sandwich?


Karen Chance


#food

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.


Alyxandra Harvey


#funny #lucy #over-protective #funny

Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.


Inga Muscio


#homosexuality #men #safe-sex #sex #men

A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.



Jarod Kintz


#condom #cover #hide #insecure #insecurities

The true reason of Ms. Rice's attack against Russia is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention.


Vladimir Zhirinovsky


#attack #attention #condoleezza #condoleezza rice #cruel

None of us condone terrorism in any way, shape, or form, and I believe Hezbollah is a terrorist organization that was, is, and remains a threat to peace in the Mideast, and must be dismantled and disarmed.


John Conyers


#believe #condone #disarmed #dismantled #form






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