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#condo

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When you live in a condo complex with people next door, I don't know how you can be dead for four months without anybody noticing you not coming and going.


Laura Schlessinger


#coming #complex #condo #dead #door

Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only eat food without preservatives" into Italian. They warned me, however, as they taught me how to say it, that the Italian word for "preservatives" is the same as the word for "condom." So that I should be careful how I look when I say it.


Maggie Stiefvater


#food

Seeing no better jobs on the horizon than flipping hamburgers with so much grease it would make Portugal, Italy, and Spain jealous, I decided to go back to school. It reminds me of something Zelda’s mom told her in November 2007: “Some people flip condos and make millions. Your boyfriend couldn’t even flip burgers and make minimum wage.


Jarod Kintz


#condos #depression #economic-depression #economy #horizon

Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours. This seems to really miss the point. I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.


Chuck Palahniuk


#life

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?


Adam Ant


#first #first time #how #i #lose

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile from Robin Williams, and so I made all of the other comics jealous because I got to get a ride home with him.


Carlos Alazraqui


#because #brother #comics #condo #get

American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at the White House in 2001.


Russell Baker


#american foreign policy #bush #communism #condoleezza #condoleezza rice

Science without respect for human life is degrading to us all and reflects a hollow and deceptive philosophy, a philosophy that we as a people should never condone.


Nathan Deal


#deceptive #degrading #hollow #human #human life

One of the problems with sex education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.


James Dobson


#anatomy #condom #detail #education #especially

Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons.


Tracey Emin


#just #just one #people #right #some






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