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Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery farm in England, people who wouldn't think twice about buying something oven-ready become much more upset about a chicken that they've been on a boat with, so there is probably buried in the Western psyche a deep taboo about eating anything you've been introduced to socially. ↗


— Douglas Adams


#ethics #humor #vegetarian #vegetarianism #humor

Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit. ↗


— Daniel W. Drezner


#politics #zombies #humor

Many bad things were done under the Evil Empire" she said. "The best we can do now is undo them. Will you assist in this endeavor?" "In every way that I can" said Nutt. "I would like you to teach them civilized behavior," said Ladyship coldly. He appeared to consider this. "Yes, of course, I think, that would be quite possible," he said. "And who would you send to teach the humans?" There was a brief outburst of laughter from Vetinari, who immediately cupped his hand over his mouth. "Oh I do beg your pardon," he said. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #orcs #humor

We hate it when our friends become successful. ↗


— Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans. ↗


— Paul Tsongas


#politics #republicans #humor

Senator, I make it a point never to do math in public. ↗


— Paul W.


#inspirational #math #politics #humor

I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are the migrant workers who come and do our work and don't have any rights as a result. And yet we still invite them to come here, and at the same time ask them to leave. ↗


— Stephen Colbert


#politics #humor

Dear Bill (O'Reilly)...I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician? That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection! ↗


— Roger Ebert


#politics #humor

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism. ↗


— Ambrose Bierce


#politics #socialism #humor

Handcuffs barely wrap around the girth of my penis. I should run for Congress. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#humor #politics #humor






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