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    Dear Bill (O'Reilly)...I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician? That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!


    — Roger Ebert

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    in a way [director Lynch's] behavior is more sadistic than the Hopper character"). As an undergraduate he was a member of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity and president of the U.

    As of 2010 Ebert's movie reviews are syndicated in more than 200 newspapers in the United States and worldwide by Universal Press Syndicate. He has honorary degrees from the University of Colorado the AFI Conservatory and in 2007 the School of the Art Institute of Chicago.

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