#d

What I needed was a connection to life that was real and lasting. ↗

— Claire Danes

#i #lasting #life #needed #real

I never learned from a man who agreed with me. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#i #learned #man #me #never

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#family #found #i #looked #out

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#finger #i #i remember #kidnapped #more

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#dying #electric #his #lap #me

Arguments, like children, should be like the subject that begets them. ↗

— Thomas Dekker

#children #like #should #subject #them

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#birthday #ever #get #had #her

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#dinner #doing #everything #keep #marriage

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#big #get #how #i #people

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#full #hope #know #man #reform