#d

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. ↗

— Chevy Chase

#goldfish #great #make #more #parrots

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies. ↗

— Chevy Chase

#daughters #everyone #get #i #into

Time and tide wait for no man. ↗

— Geoffrey Chaucer

#tide #time #wait

People become very upset,' Gavo tells me, 'when they find out they are going to die' . . . 'They behave very strangely,' he says. 'They are suddenly filled with life. Suddenly they want to fight for things, ask questions. They want to throw hot water in your face, or beat you senseless with an umbrella, or hit you in the head with a rock. Suddenly they remember the things they have to do, people they have forgotten. ↗

— Téa Obreht

#death

The safest thing to do was get rid of the second breast. I just want to give myself the best chance possible to live. ↗

— Koo Stark

#chance #get #give #i #just

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. ↗

— Chevy Chase

#both #broke #did #feel #good

So, Mr. President, what is wrong with the fair employment practice bill? ↗

— Dennis Chavez

#employment #fair #mr #practice #president

A resignation is a grave act; never performed by a right minded man without forethought or with reserve. ↗

— Salmon P. Chase

#forethought #grave #man #minded #never

...and in the world beyond the tale we turn the page or close the book and resume our lives. A life that is, like any other, unlike any other. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#life #reader #unique #life

The child is pronounced pretty. I think it quite otherwise. ↗

— Salmon P. Chase

#i #i think #otherwise #pretty #pronounced