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I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#colors #come #different #different colors #here

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#democrats #guy #mirror #republicans #same

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#books #days #infamous #listen #made

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#heart #i #independents #jesus #judeo-christian

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#did #drinking #guinness #i #swallow

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#i #intimidate #people #try #who

Within, stood a tall old man, clean shaven save for a long white moustache, and clad in black from head to foot, without a single speck of colour about him anywhere. ↗

— Bram Stoker

#anywhere #black #clad #clean #colour

I don't apologize to people with an agenda. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#apologize #i #people

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#first #half #happy #happy childhood #i

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#hair #head #i #i can #just