#dan

How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets! ↗

— Cathy East Dubowski

#eyeballs #funny #space #funny

I think there's a lot of different ways to win. You've seen teams that win championships with a super-duper star like Kobe Bryant. Those championship teams with Michael Jordan certainly had a great, great player. ↗

— Doug Collins

#certainly #championship #championships #different #different ways

Safety's just danger, out of place. ↗

— Harry Connick, Jr.

#just #out #place #safety

A blocked path also offers guidance. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#blocked #guidance #offers #path

Aerobic dancing is already adjusting to injury problems and will probably phase out to some extent. ↗

— Kenneth H. Cooper

#aerobic #already #dancing #extent #injury

A Victory without danger is a triumph without glory. ↗

— Pierre Corneille

#glory #triumph #victory #without

We triumph without glory when we conquer without danger. ↗

— Pierre Corneille

#danger #glory #triumph #without

An abundant supply of excellent water, forming a volume equal in bulk to the human body, is conveyed by one of these pipes, and distributed about the city, where it is used by the inhabitants for drink and other purposes. ↗

— Hernando Cortes

#abundant #body #bulk #city #conveyed

I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket.
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— Jarod Kintz

#dancing #funny #greed #greedy #humor

Wouldn't have pegged you for a dancer," he spoke to my mind "Funny, I would have pegged you for a stalker," I shot back. ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#nora #funny