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They're playing groupie, so I'm playing rock star. ↗

A person's readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment. ↗

He understood it to be another deep nudge from forces unseen, almost surely connected with the letter that had come along with his latest mental-disability check, reminding him that unless he did something publicly crazy before a date now less than a week away, he would no longer qualify for benefits. ↗

— Thomas Pynchon

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A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings. ↗

— Olin Miller

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And never, never, dear madam, put 'Wednesday' simply as the date! That way madness lies! ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#madness #time #dating

Hey, I can cook." "How do you know? You haven't eaten anything since before the Norman Conquest." "I've never had any complaints." "Given the infants you date, I'm not surprised. You could serve them sawdust and they'd eat it with a smile, dazzled by the swing of your broadsword." "What do you know about the swing of my broadsword?" "More than I care to. Women talk." Which shut him up, as he started wondering who'd said what. ↗

— Angela Knight

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To date a girl for her look is like eating a bird for it song ↗

— Michael Ikechukwu john

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If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair ↗

— Jenny B. Jones

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My greatest friend is truth. ↗