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Yemen produces coffee, Egypt cotton, Iraq dates, Palestine oranges, and Syria trouble.


John Gunther


#middle-east #syria #dating

...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.


Mike Birbiglia


#dating #humor #dating

I went on a blind date—with a descendent of Helen Keller.



Jarod Kintz


#date #dating #helen-keller #dating

Sydney's the kind of port that leaves a mark on a sailor," the old man mused. "Really?" Haakon said, wondering what the man meant. "It did on me," he said, opening up his shirt to display his chest. It was covered with tattoos! At the top, SYDNEY was printed in elaborate red and blue letters. Beneath that was an enticing selection of names and dates. "Mary, 1838...Adella, 1840..." The old sailor began laughing. "Beatrice, 1843...Helen, 1846." And then finally, "Mother." There was no date after "Mother." "Mothers you love forever," he said. Everybody laughed then, including Haakon, though the thought brought some sadness to his heart. He did love his mother forever, and he missed her as well.


Bonnie Bryant Hiller


#pirates #tattoos #dating

Had I just made a date with a tatted up bat wielding miscreant?


Holly Hood


#love #paranormal-romance #dating

I wish Goodreads was also a dating site.


Laine


#dating

Everyone agrees the celibacy rule is just a Church law dating from the 11th century, not a divine command.


Hans Küng


#celibacy #christianity #church #priesthood #priests

I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad


Julie Klausner


#dating

You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?


Alex Adams


#dating

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.


Jennifer Crusie


#dating






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