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A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings. ↗

— Olin Miller

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And never, never, dear madam, put 'Wednesday' simply as the date! That way madness lies! ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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Hey, I can cook." "How do you know? You haven't eaten anything since before the Norman Conquest." "I've never had any complaints." "Given the infants you date, I'm not surprised. You could serve them sawdust and they'd eat it with a smile, dazzled by the swing of your broadsword." "What do you know about the swing of my broadsword?" "More than I care to. Women talk." Which shut him up, as he started wondering who'd said what. ↗

— Angela Knight

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To date a girl for her look is like eating a bird for it song ↗

— Michael Ikechukwu john

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If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair ↗

— Jenny B. Jones

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My greatest friend is truth. ↗

— Beth Fantaskey

#truth #dating

From: Christian Grey Subject: Shenaniwhatagans? Date: June 15, 2011 09:32 To: Anastasia Steele You don't have to work, Anastasia. You have no idea how appalled I am at my shenanigans. But I like keeping you up late ;) Please use your blackberry. Oh, and marry me, please. ↗

— E.L. James

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What's your name?" "Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?" "Wanted." "By all the girls or just the law? ↗

— Dennis Lehane

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Everything was usual. That was depression: being stuck, clinging to an out-of-date version of oneself. ↗

— Edward St. Aubyn

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