#day

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? ↗

— Jay Leno

#important #me #paper #plastic #something

Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference. ↗

— Jay Leno

#bill clinton #bush #clinton #course #day

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. ↗

— Jay Leno

#attack #bush #bush administration #iraq #lining

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. ↗

— Jay Leno

#crime #day #getting #had #hands

I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished. ↗

— Hugh Leonard

#corner #day #down #eye #her

I would love to direct some day. It's a good job for a control freak. ↗

— Joshua Leonard

#control freak #day #direct #freak #good

I've grown so much since 1996. I think that was the turning point of when I started to go to church every Sunday and not just because you're supposed to. But because you enjoy going and listening to the Word and being excited about it. ↗

— Lisa Leslie

#because #being #church #enjoy #every

I've been in a gym probably nine days of my life. ↗

— Tea Leoni

#days #gym #i #life #my life

I had a big troupe, a big army and it was a lot of fun. And, after 10 years of that, I just decided that I wanted to travel and do special dates. I go to Las Vegas these days. ↗

— Bobby Vinton

#army #big #dates #days #decided

If you are a young writer today, it's very hard. ↗

— Doris Lessing

#today #very #writer #you #young