#de

Under current federal policy on human embryonic stem cell research, only those stem cell lines derived before August 9, 2001 are eligible for federally funded research. ↗

— Tom Allen

#before #cell #cell lines #cell research #current

Marriage is the death of hope. ↗

— Woody Allen

#hope #marriage

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. ↗

— Woody Allen

#clear #deposit #give #give me #god

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. ↗

— Woody Allen

#call #dead #dead horse #him #horse

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. ↗

— Woody Allen

#case #definitely #everything #exists #i

What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close. ↗

— Tori Amos

#chinese #close #comes #description #each

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. ↗

— Woody Allen

#compensated #developed #education #his #keenly

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. ↗

— Woody Allen

#after #although #am #believe #bringing

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. ↗

— Woody Allen

#get #i #i can #i think #idea

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. ↗

— Woody Allen

#astounded #chinatown #enough #find #hard