#deodorant

When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #sweatshop #funny

Playing sports to get love is the only time you can score without antiperspirant. But to intimidate your rivals, don't sweat. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #love #sports #sweating

I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting. ↗

— Rupert Everett

#disgusting #i #i think #like #people

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it. ↗

— Liam Gallagher

#bunch #deodorant #get #head #like

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant. ↗

— Alexandra Ripley

#books #cereal #deodorant #like #perfume

Success is a great deodorant. ↗

— Elizabeth Taylor

#great #success #success is

I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing? ↗

— Dyan Cannon

#asked #bottles #caught #deodorant #doing