#dieting

She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head. ↗

— Susan Donovan

#dieting #miss-piggy #muppets #rules #weight-loss

And anyway, the first three letters in the word diet should tell you what I want it to do. ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#dieting #hush-hush #vee-sky #diet

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose! ↗

— Karl Lagerfeld

#dieting #fashion-designer #game #image #look

Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you and be silent. ↗

— Epictetus

#diet

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. ↗

— Julia Child

#diets #eating #food #joy-of-life #steak

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate. ↗

— Dave Barry

#cholesterol #dieting #diet

I looked at him nonplussed. I realized that I have spent so many years being on a diet that the idea that you might actually need calories to survive has been completely wiped out of my consciousness. Have reached point where believe nutritional idea is to eat nothing at all, and that the only reason people eat is because they are so greedy they cannot stop themselves from breaking out and ruining their diets. ↗

— Helen Fielding

#dieting #nutrition #self-awareness #self-esteem #survive

The best diet is the one you don't know you're on. ↗

— Brian Wansink

#health #diet

I just can’t trim down. My skeleton is in the way. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #humor #diet

When it comes to health, diet is the Queen, but exercise is the King ↗

— Jack LaLanne

#diet