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#dog

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #dog




I confronted the fact that I was not only talking to a dog, but answering for one.


Claire Cook


#humor #humor

Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.


Kevin Hearne


#great-filk #humor

Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one who can hear me.


Kevin Hearne


#dog #humor #oberon #humor

The capacity for love that makes dogs such rewarding companions has a flip-side: They find it difficult to cope without us. Since we humans programmed this vulnerability, it's our responsibility to ensure that our dogs do not suffer as a result.


John Bradshaw


#love #responsibility #love

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!


Michael Landon


#got #grandkids #i #kids #nine

Do dogs understand death? Do they have souls? Do they go to heaven? I have alway believed so, but this [event] confirmed that all of God's creatures , humans and animals, have a soul and that we will all be reunited in heaven. My pastor once told me, "If there are no dogs in heaven, I don't want to go." I agree.


Glenwood McNabb


#death #dogs #inspirational #death

Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to us, yes, but they haven't been true to themselves.


Clarence Day


#integrity #love #love

Today we have made a fetish of choice; but a chosen death is forbidden. Perhaps what distinguishes humans from other animals is that humans have learnt to cling more abjectly to life.


John Gray


#dying-animals #humans #life #straw-dogs #suicide

Usually the things that kill us are the things we do every single day.


J. M. McDermott


#dogsland #habit #never-knew-another #death

given the nature of the human couple, the love of a man and a woman is a priori inferior to that which can exist (at least in the best instances) in the love between man and dog...It is a completely selfless love.


Milan Kundera


#love #love






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