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#dogs

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #dogs




Dogs, for a reason that can only be described as divine, have the ability to forgive, let go of the past, and live each day joyously. It’s something the rest of us strive for.


Jennifer Skiff


#dog-rescue #dogs #forgive #forgiveness #joy

Never mind, said Hachiko each day. Here I wait, for my friend who’s late. I will stay, just to walk beside you for one more day.


Jess C. Scott


#dog #dogs #friends #friendship #hachiko

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.


Lilian Jackson Braun


#dogs #funny #funny

Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs.


C.S. Lewis


#dogs #embarrassment #friendship #friendship

Happiness is a warm puppy.


Charles M. Schulz


#dogs #happiness #humor #puppies #humor

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


Robert A. Heinlein


#cats #dogs #get #idea #men

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.


Groucho Marx


#humor #innuendo #naughty #humor

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #humor

I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?


Alexander Pope


#humor #subservience #humor

Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table.


David Sedaris


#humor #humor






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