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#dragon

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Being a martyr is highly overrated.


Patricia Briggs


#dragons

No, I would not want to live in a world without dragons, as I would not want to live in a world without magic, for that is a world without mystery, and that is a world without faith.


R.A. Salvatore


#faith #magic #mystery #world #faith

What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?


Diana Wynne Jones


#humor #lettie-hatter #family

Sanabalis never seemed to eat, and he deflected most of her questions about Dragon cuisine. Then again, he deflected most of her questions about Dragons, period. Which was annoying because he was one, and could in theory be authorative.


Michelle Sagara West


#food #kaylin-neya #sanabalis #students #teacher

I would choose freedom over comfort every time.


George R.R. Martin


#asoiaf #val #freedom

You belong with us, the lost of the lost, the tribe without a home, a tribe of orphans living our abandoned lives amid toys and trinkets, stuffed monkeys and bears. You’re one of us now—the Tribe of the Teddy Bear.” From Tribe of the Teddy Bear


J. Joseph Wright


#magic #mg #middle-grade #supernatural #teddy-bear

There wasn't a colloquial phrase, or curse, that went something like, "May your day be full of angry dragons" or, "May every dragon you meet today be pissed off." But, there should have been.


Michelle Sagara West


#fantasy #humor #humor

How touching. I think I'm gonna throw up.


Joss Stirling


#sarcasm-humor #humor

You make me sound like an arrogant ass," he said. "Are you?" "No! I'm just me.


P.C. Cast


#dragon #funny #humor #funny

Fearghus entered what he now considered her chamber, but immediately ducked the book flung at his head. Clearly she’d been waiting for him. And she was not happy. “He’s the one supposed to be helping me,” she roared at him. “Did you just throw a book at me? In my own den?” “Yes. And I’d throw it again!” Fearghus scratched his head in confusion. He’d never met a human brave enough—or stupid enough, depending on your point of view—to challenge him. “But,” he croaked out, amazed, “I’m a dragon.” “And I have tits. It means nothing to me!


G.A. Aiken


#humor #humor






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