#dragon

Jason felt humiliated and frustrated. Rejected by a rock. ↗

— Cinda Williams Chima

#humor #jason-haley #humor

The earth has a mouth?” Buckley asked. A big round mouth but with no lips,” my father said. Jack,” my mother said, laughing, “stop it. Do you know I caught him outside growling at the snapdragons? ↗

— Alice Sebold

#love

Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I'll rub off one before I go to sleep ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#ian #red-dragon #vampire #humor

Now then," he mused, "how does one fly a dragon? ↗

— Nicole Sager

#dragons #humor #nicole-sager #humor

Rune: "They're getting away!" Thatz: "Our Dragon Knights honor is at stake! Let's get 'em!" Rath: "'Dragon Knights honor'? Really? ↗

— Mineko Ohkami

#humor #knights #manga #humor

You know, it’s dangerous to touch me like that.” He gazed down into my eyes. “You didn’t seem to mind.” “That’s because I can control myself better than others. You have a date with danger or something?” That was an understatement. It was more like death. ↗

— Lynn Mullican

#dating

As the horde of ancient and mythical creatures impossibly descends upon you and dragonfire envelopes the land, you are forced to concede that it’s probably the very coolest way that you could die. ↗

— Daniel Keidl

#death #dragon #death

Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared’s neck. ↗

— Jodie B. Cooper

#elf #fantasy #funny #sidhi #teenage-love

Speak politely to an enraged dragon. ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#dragons #manners #political

Don't get politics mixed up in this. It's all about money and it makes no difference if the Social Democrats or the moderates appoint the ministers ↗

— Stieg Larsson

#stieg-larsson #the-girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo #money