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#dreaming

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I learned a long, long time ago, that I could accomplish things in this place we call reality and yet still spend most of my time in the better reality of my mind.


Kevin Walker


#poetry #reality #dreams

I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were naked, and you had the body of a mannequin, with the face of a politician. And as I gazed at you, I couldn’t tell which of the two was more phony—the real fake of your body, or the fake real of your face.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You glued a fake beard on a mannequin and had it running a monetary printing press nonstop, and you planned on creating dollar bills forever, or until you devalued it to the point where savings were destroyed, lives devastated, and you continued laughing all the way to the bank, which you owned.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.


Bauvard


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Dreaming is good. But working to make those dreams come true is even better.


Joel L.


#dreams #inspirational #inspirational-quotes #dreams

Man träumt gar nicht, oder interessant -- Man muss lernen, ebeson zu wachen: -- gar nicht, oder interessant


Friedrich Nietzsche


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