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If truth prevails, the contributions of a courageous physician and a brilliant engineer to the conquest of waterborne disease will still be remembered in another hundred years.


Michael J. McGuire


#drinking-water #michael-j-mcguire #public-health #the-chlorine-revolution #water

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.


Robin Williams


#nancy #nancy reagan #never #notice #reagan

She had always lived her best life in dreams. She knew no greater pleasure than that moment of passage into the other place, when her limbs grew warm and heavy and the sparkling darkness behind her lids became ordered and doors opened; when conscious thought grew owl's wings and talons and became other than conscious.


John Crowley


#doors #falling-asleep #sleep #sophie-dale-drinkwater #sparkling-darkness

Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.


Kimberly Novosel


#dating #drink #flirting #love #men-and-women

his lips drink water but his heart drinks wine


E.E. Cummings


#wine #wine

The Eleven king looked sternly upon Thorin, when he was brought before him, and asked him many questions. But Thorin would only say that he was starving. "Why did you and your folk three times try to attack my people at their merrymaking?" asked the king. "We did not attack them," answered Thorin, "we came to beg because we were starving." "Where are your friends now, and what are they doing?" "I don't know, but I expect that they're all starving in the forest." "What were you doing in the forest?" "Looking for food and drink, because we were starving." "And what brought you into the forest at all?" asked the king angrily. At that Thorin shut his mouth and would not say another word.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#elves #food #friends #king #starving

The poor spend all their free time drinking. It helps cope with the terrible drudgery of obtaining food stamps. An ethic of alcoholism prevails among the upper class too, but they use leisure to deal with it.


Bauvard


#drinking #food-stamps #funny #humor #leisure

Every sex noise can be converted into a note and frozen in a can of soda. Ask me about menstruation music today! 



Jarod Kintz


#convert #drink #frozen #funny #humor

Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really guilty about getting drunk last night,' we say, when in actual fact we feel no guilt whatsoever or, at least, we could choose to feel no guilt. When people say to me, 'I drank too much last night,' I always reply, 'I drank exactly the right amount.


Tom Hodgkinson


#drinking #guilt #freedom

I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.


Jarod Kintz


#america #drink #funny #humor #love






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