#drink

Never accept a drink from a urologist. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#drink #never #urologist

Fellow made me a $10 bet I couldn't quit, and I haven't had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10. ↗

— Foster Brooks

#drink #fellow #had #haven #i

I have been in love, and in debt, and in drink, this many and many a year. ↗

— Alexander Brome

#debt #drink #i #love #many

Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from birth as a paternal, or, in other words, a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read, and say, and eat, and drink and wear. ↗

— Thomas Babington Macaulay

#broken #drink #eat #galling #government

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. ↗

— Billy Carter

#beer #drink #especially #good #home

Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#champagne #drinking #first #franklin #franklin roosevelt

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? ↗

— Billy Connolly

#drink #empty #head #mother #never

Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#children #clowns #drink #living #out

There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines, liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold; barbers' shops, where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs, that furnish food and drink at a certain price. ↗

— Hernando Cortes

#drink #food #furnish #head #liquids

An abundant supply of excellent water, forming a volume equal in bulk to the human body, is conveyed by one of these pipes, and distributed about the city, where it is used by the inhabitants for drink and other purposes. ↗

— Hernando Cortes

#abundant #body #bulk #city #conveyed