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In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis and NBA basketball, everybody had a hospitality suite, and so you could go there and load up if you wanted to. ↗


— Pat Summerall


#available #basketball #could #drinks #everybody

Collecting intelligence information is like trying to drink water out of a fire hydrant. You know, in hindsight It's great. The problem is there's a million dots at the time. ↗


— Louis Freeh


#dots #drink #fire #great #hindsight

She wished it were evening now, wished for the great relief of the calendar inking itself out, of day done and night coming, of ice cubes knocking about in a glass beneath the whisky spilling in, that fine brown affirmation of need. ↗


— Michelle Latiolais


#coping #drinking-your-troubles-away #happy-hour #loss #lost-love

What about the whiskey?" Jack said as they ran. "Won't it keep them out?" The Green Maidens don't drink anything but blood." Bob's disembodied voice floated after them. "The whiskey magick won't affect them." Wonderful," the old actor muttered, a tremor of fear in his voice. "I should've poured a Bloody Mary. ↗


— Lesley Livingston


#drinks #faeries #humor #humor

Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion." "Which is what?" Teft asked. "With spears?" Rock laughed. "No, no. We upon the Peaks are not barbarians like you down here." "How then?" Kaladin asked, genuinely curious. "Well," Rock said, "is involving much mudbeer and singing." “How's that a duel?” "He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon' everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about." Teft laughed. "Beats knives at dawn, I suppose. ↗


— Brandon Sanderson


#drinking #funny-quotes #funny

When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls. 
 ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #cats #curls #dance #dancing

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is? ↗


— Amy Neftzger


#drinking #friday #humor #humorous #margarita

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. ↗


— Santosh Kalwar


#english #funny #man #vulnerable #funny

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers. ↗


— Habeeb Akande


#boys #clothes #clothing #cook #dress

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. ↗


— Benjamin Franklin


#humor #freedom






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